My resurection

When we last left off, I was knee deep in rank fever. However, my fever got out of control, and I fell into a deep coma for three months. However, I'm back, and ready to keep you all updated as to how my life's going these days. How is it going, you ask? Pretty damn good! Even though I've only been awake for a few days, I already have a sweet part-time job. I'm a professor at a highly selective liberal arts college. I'll be updating soon with more insight into my brand new job.