Bolthouse Farms Update

As most fans of this blog know, I love the Bolthouse Farms drinks. I know some people may complain about their unethical business practices, but I just don't care. Their drinks taste great and provide valuable nutrients for those of us who don't eat enough on our own.

Well, today, my local supermarket finally got their Bolthouse Farms shipment in. Since I awoke from my coma at the end of August, they have not had one Bolthouse Farms drink in stock. Today, that all changed. What makes this development even more exciting is that my local supermarket seems to be the only place to get the Blue Goodness drink, which is not only high in the antioxidants that one would expect from blue and purple fruits, but is also chock full of biotin, a vitamin that's good for hair. I bought two containers of Blue Goodness today, and may buy some more tomorrow. It's just so good.

Does anyone else think this is a weird policy?!?

Besides, I can think of at least six more genders that metro north should have as options.

Worse than when Jeeves Retired

Google stopped working on my computer. Everytime I try using it this screen pops up.


Did Google shut down?

Kid Nation: The Review

After seeing the first episode, I can say with absolute certainty that CBS has a hit on their hands. I love Kid Nation. If I were younger, and had parents that were negligent and fame-hungry, maybe I would even have tried out for the show.

I wanted to follow up on the four kids I spotlighted last entry, and talk about how they did this past episode.

Randi: Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure she ended up not doing the show. I know she didn't say anything, and I don't even think I saw her in any of the group scenes. Am I right?

Greg: So far, Greg is the villain of the show. I hate him. If this were Lord Of The Flies, he would be Jack to Michael's Ralph. Were those the names of the bad and good guys from that book? The point is, Greg is bad news. I can't believe I anticipated a lot of sex for him. He d0es not deserve it.

Laurel: Little did I know, when I chose to write about Laurel, that she would be one of the stars of the show. Laurel was chosen to be one of the four members of the town council. She led the green team to a last place finish in the colored water challenge. Even with her poor leadership skills, she was very nice to the little eight year old who quit, and said she'd be his mother, or something odd like that.

Brett: I definitely saw Brett, so unlike Randi, I am convinced he's on the show. However, I don't think he said anything. Oh well. We'll all just have to wait until next week for his unique liberal take on the issues of the day.

Well, that's Kid Nation in a nutshell. Watch it. Write to your local CBS affiliates telling them how much you loved the show, and how Two and a Half Men should be taken off the air. It's just not good.

Countdown to Kid Nation

With Big Brother 8 finally wrapping up last night, summer is officially over (I'm pretty sure the US government is working with CBS so that summer officially beginnings and ends with the TV show).

Now that fall's upon us, it's time for a new batch of reality shows. The prize jewel in television's crown this season is soon-to-be hit show, Kid Nation. I've randomly selected some kids from the show to introduce to you. Let's see what they're like!!!


This is Randi. She was the first profile to come up when I went to the Kid Nation website, so she must be good. If you read her bio you'll discover that the world leader she admires is George W. Bush, and if she could change the world she would eliminate wars. She also loves riding horses.



When I refreshed the website, Greg was the featured kid. At fifteen years old, I'm guessing that he'll be one of the most sexually active kids of the season. According to his bio, he doesn't belong to any organizations or clubs, so don't ask him about it. Most of the questions on his bio were answered with a "no" or "I wouldn't do anything." I bet all the girls are going to go wild for him.



The third time I visited the page, Laurel's profile was featured. Even though the world leader she admired most was Jesus, I still like her a lot. She answered every question with long responses, and most of them were liberal enough for me to approve of. She's really into global warming and the war in Iraq.


The fourth and final time I went to the website, Brett's bio came up. I think Brett's my favorite kid so far. He's really liberal, and really into protecting kids from harmful divorce laws. When asked to name one of the worst US presidents he said "I don't care to answer that question." He's such a renegade. I'm picking him as the winner of Kid Nation, if there is a winner.

Come back later this week TV fans, for more of my fall preview.

My resurection

When we last left off, I was knee deep in rank fever. However, my fever got out of control, and I fell into a deep coma for three months. However, I'm back, and ready to keep you all updated as to how my life's going these days. How is it going, you ask? Pretty damn good! Even though I've only been awake for a few days, I already have a sweet part-time job. I'm a professor at a highly selective liberal arts college. I'll be updating soon with more insight into my brand new job.