I've got a case of rank fever

Well,

Rank fever's been spreading like wildfire round these parts, and I've finally come down with a bad case of it.

Since I've just finished up grad school in music, I thought it'd be appropriate to share some of the wisdom I've learned, and rank the instruments.

They'll be scored on:
How nice the sound is
Agility and ease of playing
Sexiness/coolness of the instrument to play
Aesthetic qualities
Social acceptability
Cost

Ties will be broken by how much I personally like people who play those instruments.

Check back later today for the results.