Rosie's departure has prompted me to post

Well,

After a week or so without posting, I've returned, and I've got a lot to say.

Speaking of having things to stay, Rosie's leaving The View. I've loved watching Rosie this year on television, as she brought her liberal, lesbian, sass to America. She'll certainly be missed. On behalf of myself, and my readers, I'd like to give a big Avi K shout out to Rosie. At least there'll be one less show for me to Tivo next year. Unless they get someone even better to replace her, like Elaine Stritch.

In other news, I finished playing in the pit of that musical that I was rehearsing for a couple of weeks ago. One of the cast mates, let's just call him "Master Splinter," was big and black, and as a result, wanted to have sex with me. So I had sex with him. Pretty crazy, right? He called me on Monday, but I don't think I'm going to call him back. I'm a real playa that way.

Finally, tonight is my big concert at school. Everyone reading this should come. Really, even if your a reader who I don't know personally, like that minister who blogs about gay people. Come on. It's going to be a fun time.