Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Musical Comedy Madness - Part II

So, on Sunday, after being viciously tricked and misled, I played a six hour rehearsal for this musical. Everything was fine with that, even though I've become so jaded at this point that the show has lost of all of its magic for me.

After the rehearsal, the cast went out for drinks, and since Mr. Music Director promised he'd buy me a drink, I decided to go out with them. JK! I actually went since my goal in life these days is to meet other gay people, particularly one's who aren't constantly trying to trick me. Also, my friend Tin would be there.

Anyway, I got to mingle a little with the cast, including one black guy who actually said to me "you're not gay, right?" I could have died and gone to heaven! There are few things I like more than people not being able to tell that I'm gay. That's right up there with people on the phone not thinking that I'm a woman. I'd have slept with him right there, except, he didn't seem to be that interested, and I'm trying to stay away from black people for the time being. I've had a couple of bad experiences, and really want to date a white person. Am I racist?

I also got to meet Mr. MD's boyfriend, who apparently was supposed to play the rehearsals that I ended up playing. I guess that puts me next in line to be Mr. MD's new boyfriend. The "old" boyfriend, who turned out to be 19, thought that Tin and I were a couple, and then kept asking Tin if he was a top or bottom. He told Tin that he probably was a bottom.

As we all drank more, I became funnier and funnier, so I'm pretty sure a threesome is in store for the future.

4 comments:

Dan Friedman said...

Nice followup, Avi.

I think Tin is the top. Also, relationships don't necessarily divide that way, right?

More importantly, you obviously are a racist.

Ben said...

Relationships don't necessarily divide that way, but I'm pretty sure they usually do.

Also, Tin is clearly a bottom. Asking him is just a way of being polite.

Finally, I'm not a racist. I'll sleep with the black guy if he wants to. Happy?

Dan Friedman said...

Yes, that does make me happy. Please get on it. Or should I say "get UP on it?"

Also, I'll let Tin decide where he wants to situate himself, thank you very much.

Dan Friedman said...

Hey, guess what? I learned how to insert hyperlinks into a comment. Hooray for me.