Maybe I'm still a little drunk from last night, but I've decided that I'm about to turn my life around. I'm going to do what George did on that Seinfeld episode where he decided to do the opposite of everything he normally did. Was that the episode where he got engaged to Susan? It's been a long time since I've seen it.
Anyway, I'm thinking of actually seeing a therapist to fix myself, and maybe even getting those colored contacts I keep talking about. See, normally, I would never do anything like that. Get ready world, here I come!
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Well, behaving like George Costanza has certainly worked out for me.
And he didn't get engaged to Susan that episode, but he got the job with the Yankees.
Well, either way, things temporarily worked out for George, and that's good enough for me.
So are you really going to do the opposite of your instincts in every situation from now on? That would be fun to watch.
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