We usually have bagels on Friday here at food research. It's something to look forward to during the monotonous and boring week. However, there was nothing today. Absolutely nothing. I'm going out of my mind here.
One of the reason's that I'm so crazed today is that I'm seeing someone tonight for the first time in several months. I have to look really really good tonight, so that I leave a memorable and highly sexual impression. It'd be great if I could look more Aryan also. I'm afraid to put any dye in my hair though, since I'm pretty sure my hair will all fall out if I do anything unusual to it. I'm too grossed out by anything eye-related, so I'm not going to put any blue contacts in either. Other than that, does anyone have any suggestions as to how I can look really good, Aryan or not?
PS A Google search for Aryan leads to many scary websites. Also, I may have put food research on some watch list by searching for term here at the office. Whoops!
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Avi, you look beautiful the way you are.
But if you really want to look MORE beautiful, and impress this Aryan, neo-Nazi a-hole, maybe you should show up with a smile on your face.
That'd get him!
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